Hawthorn v Collingwood ended in the grey area typical of AFL draws while Western Bulldogs v Carlton was, unusually, cause for mass hysteria
“Sometimes when you win, you really lose. And sometimes when you lose, you really win. And sometimes when you win or lose, you really tie. And sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. Winning or losing is all one organic mechanism, from which one extracts what one needs.”
Who said that? Craig McRae? Craig McLachlan? David King in the dying minutes of a 36-hour shift at Fox Footy? Some AFL PR flack in response to the concussion crisis? No, it was White Men Can’t Jump’s resident philosopher and quiz show ace Gloria Clemente.